Glasses

No, these aren't named after that new-age weirdo you met on Bumble...these sage green sunglasses in our classic OG shape with purple gradient lenses make for a totally fire pair ready for the Dawn of a New Sage.

Heard of red rose sunglasses? These are phoenix-getting-lit-after-her-4th-bloody-mary red sunglasses. Same color, waaay better story. Active sunglasses that won’t slip or bounce no matter how hot things get, and the polarized lenses with UV400 protect you from the glow.

These best-selling amber lens sunglasses were inspired by shooting whiskey with the prince of darkness himself. The frames were designed not to slip or bounce no matter how profusely you sweat as you run for your life, and UV400 protection is great for bright light from fiery hell pits.

Bourbon sunglasses?! What will they think of next? This BFG pair is made for bigger noggins and boasts polarized mirrored lenses with full UV400 protection so you can work out in the sun like the BEAST you are.

Purple and green octopus sunglasses for landlocked deep-sea explorers who know the proper plural form of octopus: octopuses. No slip, no bounce frame stays in place even when you sweat, and UV400 protection keeps your eyes safe as you daydream of being under the sea.

BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!! YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT-FILL-IN-THE-FLOCKING BLANK!!!! RAHHRHHRHHGHGHGH!!!! YOUR FISTS MEAN NOTHING HERE, HUMAN!!! NOTHING!!! YOU'RE AS FRAGILE AS A CORAL REEF!!! YOUR SALTY TEARS WILL FLAVOR MARGARITAS AT THE VICTORY BRUNCH!!! BRING YOUR BEST FIGHTER AND WATCH THEM GET DROP-KICKED WITH EASE!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!!!

Translucent neon green wrap shades with chrome reflective lenses and a style half-life of 69 years!!! Anti-fog lenses, a removable nosepiece, and two sizing options provide ultra-performance during your gnarliest adventures. (Ever tried going over a waterfall in a toxic waste barrel?!)