Eyewear

Fear the future? Face it head-on with these futuristic sunglasses. These polarized single-lens black shades have a sleek timeless style that future-you won’t shut TF about. As an added bonus, the frames won’t slip or bounce when you sweat, and the lenses offer UV400 protection.

Translucent neon green wrap shades with chrome reflective lenses and a style half-life of 69 years!!! Anti-fog lenses, a removable nosepiece, and two sizing options provide ultra-performance during your gnarliest adventures. (Ever tried going over a waterfall in a toxic waste barrel?!)

Purple and green octopus sunglasses for landlocked deep-sea explorers who know the proper plural form of octopus: octopuses. No slip, no bounce frame stays in place even when you sweat, and UV400 protection keeps your eyes safe as you daydream of being under the sea.

Heard of red rose sunglasses? These are phoenix-getting-lit-after-her-4th-bloody-mary red sunglasses. Same color, waaay better story. Active sunglasses that won’t slip or bounce no matter how hot things get, and the polarized lenses with UV400 protect you from the glow.

Bourbon sunglasses?! What will they think of next? This BFG pair is made for bigger noggins and boasts polarized mirrored lenses with full UV400 protection so you can work out in the sun like the BEAST you are.

These best-selling amber lens sunglasses were inspired by shooting whiskey with the prince of darkness himself. The frames were designed not to slip or bounce no matter how profusely you sweat as you run for your life, and UV400 protection is great for bright light from fiery hell pits.

Suit up, fly high, and Call Me Tarmac Daddy in these black and orange sunglasses to rule the skies. Our over-the-top aviator style frames will have heads turning, and the refreshed colorway will keep you looking sharp, plus polarized UV400 lenses give ultimate sun protection.

No, these aren't named after that new-age weirdo you met on Bumble...these sage green sunglasses in our classic OG shape with purple gradient lenses make for a totally fire pair ready for the Dawn of a New Sage.

GOODR Runway Breakfast Run To Tiffany's Sunglasses The GOODR Runway Breakfast Run To Tiffany's Sunglasses are all about 100% pure style and 100% pure functionality. Its curved cateye frame works well with all head shapes and sizes, while a technical coating and silicone grips prevent slippage during your run. Also, these bad boys come stocked with polarized lenses and UV400 protection that provide optimal clarity in the face of bright sunlight. Great for running, cycling, or just about any activity, or bout of inactivity if you prefer. Perfect for any darling of beau monde. Sunglasses details: • Retro cateye styling • Curved frame secures to your head • Coated nosepiece and silicone grip on the temples prevent slippage • Polarized lenses reduce glare • Scratch-resistant lenses add protection • UV400 helps guard eyes against harmful sunlight rays

White and blue yeti-approved polarized active shades that cut down on snow glare and won’t slip or bounce as you sprint for your life. UV400 protection to keep your peepers safe too. Why did a yeti approve them if it helps you escape? They love a challenge.

Think your green thumb is impressive? These purple polarized sunglasses are named after a kraken with 8 green tentacles and the hydroponic garden of your dreams. Unleash your inner and watch your garden grow through these reflective green polarized lenses.

BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!! YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT-FILL-IN-THE-FLOCKING BLANK!!!! RAHHRHHRHHGHGHGH!!!! YOUR FISTS MEAN NOTHING HERE, HUMAN!!! NOTHING!!! YOU'RE AS FRAGILE AS A CORAL REEF!!! YOUR SALTY TEARS WILL FLAVOR MARGARITAS AT THE VICTORY BRUNCH!!! BRING YOUR BEST FIGHTER AND WATCH THEM GET DROP-KICKED WITH EASE!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!!!

We literally threw someone out of an airplane to prove these wouldn't slip or bounce. Go ahead, we DARE you to throw YOUR most extreme adventures at these red, white and blue translucent wrap frames with blue reflective, anti-fog lenses.

We distilled REAL rodeo clown tears into these translucent teal and pink wrap frames with amber reflective lenses. OK, that's a lie, but these shades with anti-fog lenses are basically guaranteed not to slip or bounce while you cling for dear life to a bucking bronco.